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Host of the film podcast Thinker/Stinker
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  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    You know the cliche of having a beautiful Hollywood person sport some glasses and maybe a plaid shirt and then being touted as the “nerd”? Yeah well this movie might do it more preposterously then any I’ve seen that come to memory... suspending my disbelief that Amanda Seyfried was the homely friend was SIGNIFICANTLY harder than buying into Megan Fox spewing black CGI sludge. But this is fun; the first twenty minutes might be a little too torturous (I get…

  • Leaving Las Vegas

    Leaving Las Vegas

    Nick Cage has ONE drink and suddenly he’s an alcoholic... smh, get off his back

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  • Me Before You

    Me Before You

    Two Ed Sheeran songs. No.

  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    I’d hesitated to watch this for awhile because I saw the word “dance” in the synopsis but shame on me, because I dug it. There’s enough coming-of-age stories and too few I’m-27-what-the-fuck-am-I-doing-with-my-life stories, and with the utmost sincerity, I hope it becomes a bonafide genre. 

    Greta Gerwig is so fucking charming in this!!! I was smitten with her character from the second I met her, watching her navigate that (more unappealing than romantic) New York City life was nothing but a joy.