Favorite films

  • Hard Boiled
  • Total Recall
  • Je, Tu, Il, Elle
  • Imitation of Life

Recent activity

  • House of Gucci


  • X


  • Thor: The Dark World


  • Uncharted


Recent reviews

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    It's not all that surprising that this isn't as good as The Last Duel but it was genuinely shocking how boring this movie is.

  • X


    Unsubtle, to put it mildly, but compelling. That being said, the trouble with watching a throwback 70s horror movie is that it makes you want to watch real 70s horror movies.

Popular reviews

  • Gotti


    Until I was ten, my dad's main source of income was from bartending, and for several years in that period he worked at a place in Downtown Brooklyn that was a brisk walk from the borough's various courthouses. This is relevant for two reasons: the main one is a prize anecdote starring my dad's friend and coworker Jimmy, wherein during a particularly busy day at the restaurant John Gotti and retinue came in seeking strong drink and a bite to…

  • Tenet



    To properly explain myself I have to start many years ago. When I was 18, my second year in college, I took a fiction writing workshop taught by a well-known novelist who shall remain nameless here (mainly because if she remembers me at all, any mention of my name probably elicits a "Jesus Christ....him"). I was very excited at the prospect of getting my future storied career as A Very Serious Writer underway, and as such I was more than…