Brandon Rudolph

Sometimes I forget that half stars exist. 
My score distribution is a mess.

Favorite films

  • Avengers: Endgame
  • La La Land
  • Back to the Future
  • Ocean's Eleven

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  • Speed

    ★★★★

  • The Gray Man

    ★★★★★

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★★½

  • Sadako 3D

    ★½

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  • Initial D

    Initial D

    ★★★★★

    “I hate those sissies with smooth skin”


    They often say that editing can make or break a film. Never has that been more true than with Initial D. Just when you think you know when they’re about to cut, freezeframe, double take, or repeat, they surprise you yet again. I never thought simple editing could make me laugh so much for so long. 

    The jokes are galaxy brain level. I can’t ruin the experience by spoiling any of them, but…

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★

    There’s literally no point in making a Mortal Kombat movie if it’s not going to be rated R. 



     ********* NEW RECORD *********
    Fastest Utterance of Movie Title


    “Mortal Kombat” spoken at:
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