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Initial D 2005
“I hate those sissies with smooth skin”
They often say that editing can make or break a film. Never has that been more true than with Initial D. Just when you think you know when they’re about to cut, freezeframe, double take, or repeat, they surprise you yet again. I never thought simple editing could make me laugh so much for so long.The jokes are galaxy brain level. I can’t ruin the experience by spoiling any of them, but…
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Mortal Kombat 1995
There’s literally no point in making a Mortal Kombat movie if it’s not going to be rated R.
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The Batman 2022
The Batman answers the age old question “what would happen if they made the exact Batman movie some guy named Brandon wanted to see?”
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Steelmanville Road 2017
No other film in cinematic history has tried to do the kind of ambitious effects shots seen in this film and pulled it off so flawlessly.
