Favorite films

  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • American Honey
  • Burning
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Recent activity

  • F for Fake

  • 306 Hollywood


  • Little Women


  • The Elephant Man


Pinned reviews

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...


    Let’s give a warm welcome to America’s sweetheart, Billy Crystal with a beard! Come on out here, Billy Crystal with a beard! Looking very classy, and very warm for the weather! Let’s give him a round of applause. God love you

  • Columbus



    I would deadass listen to this movie as an audio book and that’s saying a lot considering that its defining feature is architecture

Recent reviews

  • F for Fake

    F for Fake

    A-Z Movie Challenge: F

    To be quite frank Orson totally lost me here yet I still found the film really enjoyable.
    10/10 amazing zone-out movie, lots of fun edits, interesting accents, cool monkee . Might fuck around and watch Citizen Kane

  • 306 Hollywood

    306 Hollywood


    Watched for American documentary class.

    Some strokes of brilliance, many strokes of self-indulgence. Mans did not have to go all the way back to Rome to reference a library he studied abroad at in college for an elegy to his New York- based Jewish grandmother. They’re not even Italian. He just made a connection when he was studying art history I guess. 
     I do like how picturesque it all is, but thinking about the staging and setup required for creating each individual shot strips away the authenticity the two siblings establish by providing the home videos of the grandmother in the first place. Mixed bag.

Popular reviews

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2


    Neville are you okay?”

    “Never better, I feel like I can spit fire! You haven’t seen Luna have you?”


    “I’m hot for her! I think it’s about time I told her, since, we’ll probably both be dead by dawn!”

    Why does nobody talk about this very important interaction??

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald


    Ya bitch saw this mf in 3D
    Here’s some notes I took because I had no idea what the hell was going on!!!!

    - Somebody needs to tell me if Zoe Kravitz spoke in a British accent during the movie, cause wouldn’t that go against JK’s British purity wishes? 
    -Newt in French dubbing is apparently Norbert 

    -Why the fuck did they make grindelwald so fuckin ugly I hate you Jonny depp

    -Thé ultimate defense strategy : curtains 

    - Why didn’t…