Tom Hanks has starred in a lot of embarrassing movies for old people who are cognitively regressing, but most of them (especially my beloved Larry Crowne) are an endearing kind of embarrassing. This is just sad.
Honestly, I'm baffled by the mildly positive reception. I wanted to laugh at so many things in this movie, but I thought one of the seniors in the audience might have assaulted me with a cane if I did. The first kiss following that…