Bea

All I want is to be a cowboy and to wear my own pants!

Favorite films

  • Daisies
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Ali: Fear Eats the Soul
  • Marty

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  • Falling for Christmas

    ★★

  • Colossal

    ★★★½

  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    ★★★★

  • Deep Cover

    ★★★½

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  • Falling for Christmas

    Falling for Christmas

    ★★

    I mean...I knew what I was in for.

  • Colossal

    Colossal

    ★★★½

    Definitely suffers a bit by being too big for its britches, and I know this sounds brutal, I love Hathaway, but she's a good actress, not a great one, and that becomes very evident whenever I watch something with her in the lead. I don't totally understand why Sudeikis is such a prick here but hey, a lot of guys from my hometown that I didn't fuck in high school are too. Very cool concept and will take movies like this any day over Marvel/recycled shit. Hathaway-zilla is so cute I could cry.

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  • House of Games

    House of Games

    ★★

    I literally can't believe how fucking bad this movie is. I'm being nice giving it 2 stars because it's like a fun B movie but otherwise, holy shit. The acting is wretched and stiff as hell, the dialogue is laughable, the plot is obvious and the choices the main character makes make absolutely no sense. EBERT WHY?!?!

  • Vinyl

    Vinyl

    I mean, it happened in the direction of my eyeballs so technically yes, I "watched" it.