This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Allow me, if you will, a personal digression. A couple years ago, around Christmas, an intoxicated family member brought up an incident from when I was in high school when I ran out of the house into the Michigan winter without shoes or coat, only returning an hour later after walking a couple miles. I remember the incident well, and had always been slightly embarrassed about it: to me, the drama exceeded what really made sense with everything I remembered…