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  Traitor 2008

  Added

  OMG Steve Martin! Blah blah blah. I’m really only logging this on this account because I want to be the most liked review for something.
  Have a nice day.

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  Kick-Ass 2 2013

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2023

  Compared to the first it’s shit but it served it purpose of a fun movie.
  Also (I can say this cause I’m under 15) Chloe Grace Montez is the (second) hottest girl EVER!
  The first is Florence Pugh obviously.

Popular reviews

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  Crank 2006

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2023 13

  I wish Jason Statham got to scream and drive cars into stuff while getting blown in every movie.

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  Kick-Ass 2010

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2023

  I know I talked shit on Deadpool but it wasn’t fun.
  Let me have this guilty pleasure and feel like the coolest human ever please.