About a year ago, I wrote a 30-page long rant of this movie going through it scene by scene. My friend actually emailed it to Tara Subkoff herself (without my knowledge), and she responded calling me a "23-year old man child who lives in their parents' basement".
All joking aside, this may legitimately be the worst film I have ever had the displeasure of watching. And I've seen Shark Exorcist. The film is essentially separated into three main acts, the…