Britt Hayes

Britt Hayes Pro

i don’t care if you like it

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Ghost World
  • Zodiac

Recent activity

  • Madame Web


  • Nomads


  • The Mirror Has Two Faces


  • Napoleon


Recent reviews

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web


    okay so this is a movie about Peter Parker’s uncle’s friend who gets Final Destination disease and adopts three orphaned chipmunks named Alvin, Euphoria, and Anya Corazon. and then they learn how to harness the power of the worldwide web. 

    these are not serious people

  • Nomads



    so Pierce Brosnan is capable of looking bad

Popular reviews

  • Saltburn



    if you were disappointed when no one ate the peach in Call Me by Your Name, boy do i have the movie for you.

    full review here

  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    The Eyes of Tammy Faye


    Andrew Garfield is three boys in a trench coat pretending to be an adult man