• Austin Powers in Goldmember

    Austin Powers in Goldmember


    Seth Green secret (?) MVP of the whole trilogy

  • May December

    May December


    “God, I can’t tell if we’re connecting or if I’m making a bad memory for you in real time”

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One



  • Afire



    or bisexual body envy on the burning beach. It seems like a lot of Petzold fans are more mixed on this one but I really liked it. The performances are all excellent and I love that it's a hangout movie that centers around the worst hang of all time. You can tell from the beginning that it's all building to something, but the ending still hit me like a ton of bricks.

  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski


    My favorite touch is Walter wearing a suit to The Dude’s landlord’s dance recital.

  • The Killer

    The Killer


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    No costume design this year will be funnier than Franz Rogowski’ crop top and large coat combo in Passages, but all I’m saying is that Arliss Howard’s droopy beanie, cardigan, clear frames, and Sub Pop t-shirt comes close.

  • The Bourne Identity

    The Bourne Identity


    Many people are saying that extreme ways are back again

  • Constantine



    great vibes, appreciably gross. I had heard a lot about Keanu and Tilda, had not heard nearly enough about Peter Stormare as a scenery-chewing Lucifer.

  • May December

    May December


    Cannot remember the last time a movie so quickly and succinctly announced its tone than “I don’t think we have enough hot dogs.”

  • Fallen Leaves

    Fallen Leaves


    The band is called Maustetytöt, the song is “Syntynyt suruun ja puettu pettymyksin.” You’re welcome.

    I’ll just never tire of how Kaurismäki sees the world. Feels most akin to Shadows in Paradise of his movies, it makes sense that he sees this as an extension of the Proletariat Trilogy. Step aside Alien, we’ve got a new Quadrilogy.

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network


    Good luck with your video game

  • Céline and Julie Go Boating

    Céline and Julie Go Boating


    Damn, every other movie is just going to seem uninventive and dull after this.