briannatorth

briannatorth

yoohoo shitheads 

horror movies are my anxiety’s coping mechanism


Ratings subject to change based on my current personality

Favorite films

  • Trick 'r Treat
  • You've Got Mail
  • Scream
  • Scream 4

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  • The Voyeurs

  • Malignant

    ★★★★★

  • Creep

    ★★★★★

  • Horrible Bosses

    ★★★★½

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  • The Voyeurs

    The Voyeurs

    The acting in this is incredibly reminiscent of when I used to get really high in high school and I couldn’t watch tv because the acting seemed so terrible and cringey..except I stopped smoking weed like 6 years ago and this was actually just terrible and cringey

    The ending was so funny I’m still laughing

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Everything James Wan touches is GOLD. This is precisely what I’m looking for from the horror genre! The visuals were beautiful and horrifying all at the same time. Set in Seattle which is always a plus for me. The end scene in the police station was INCREDIBLE. Gory, bloody kills and Gabriel backwards movements were unsettling to say the least. I’m so impressed

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  • Scooby-Doo

    Scooby-Doo

    ★★★★★

    ICONIC.

    CAST: hot as FUCK! All of them

    Even the story line holds up despite how silly it gets. This movie makes me so happy I feel giddy.
    P.S. heaven better be spooky island I will accept nothing less

  • The Orphanage

    The Orphanage

    ★★★★½

    Wow! This was incredibly creepy and it had some gruesome imagery but I was not expecting that story!! Beautiful, sad, so emotional! When they called her Wendy 😭😭😭