So this is what it's like when an actor I enjoy (Brad Pitt) plays what studio execs must call "a Ryan Reynolds role"...

A headache of movie with some likable character moments because the cast that's assembled is so good. But there is no curiosity about their characters beyond their silliness in outlook or their inventiveness to kill. Bullet Train is a non-stop onslaught, drunk on its own concept of cleverness. Deadpool populated with more talented folks and a cameo to remind you that we are in the era of smug action. Stop this trend, I want to get off!