just don’t tell me how it ends, okay?

Favorite films

  • Dune
  • Blue Valentine
  • The Nice Guys
  • tick, tick...BOOM!

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  • HAIM / Valentine

  • Clueless


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Popular reviews

  • The Guilty

    The Guilty


    just finished my 1 hour and 30 minute phone call with jake gyllenhaal and it was so arousing

  • Eternals



    eternals is for sexy people you either get it or you don’t and a lot of you don’t :/ i am genuinely so glad i don’t understand where the bad reviews are coming from because i loved every moment. chloé zhao is incredible and her style of directing is really refreshing to see in a marvel film. i’m seriously never getting over the fact that barry keoghan is actually in the mcu i need to kiss the casting director so badly……