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Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • The 'Burbs
  • Signs

Recent activity

  • Next Goal Wins


  • Holes


  • Wonka


  • Memories of Murder


Recent reviews

  • Next Goal Wins

    Next Goal Wins


    “Drawings of boobs are a gateway to the real thing!”

    Feel good sports comedies are almost always a good time for me. You almost always know how the story is going to go but as long as the cast is likable and it makes you laugh then the movie has done it’s job in my opinion. That’s why I have quite a few of them (mainly baseball) in my top 100.

    Next Goal Wins was a movie I had been…

  • Holes



    A-R-M-P-I to the T
    what is that you’re smellin, dog that’s me!

    If you were anywhere from 8-13 years old when this came out you likely loved it and if you’re anything like me you still do to this day!

    2003 Movies Ranked
    Shia Labeouf Ranked

Popular reviews

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End


    The weakest of the original 3 but still a very fun movie that ends the trilogy in a satisfying way! Visually everything still looks great and the action is done really well! The slow motion destruction of Beckett’s ship is amazing! 

    Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Gibbs, and Barbossa are all great but my favorite character arc belongs to the 2 British soldiers that Jack tricked in the beginning of Curse of the Black Pearl becoming pirates themselves by the end of At Worlds End!

    2007 Movies Ranked
    Johnny Depp Ranked

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides


    I fully understand when anyone decides to only watch the first 3 Pirates movies and call it a day but I find enjoyment from all of them. It sucks that On Stranger Tides doesn’t have Will, Elizabeth, and almost ruins Barbossa during the first half of the movie but there still are things I do like. 

    Blackbeard, although I can’t help but see and hear Winston from John Wick now, is a pretty decent villain. Not close to the level…