Orson Welles would have been a great Ignatius J. Reilly AND a great Santa Claus. This is the sign of a true genius

They were definitely pretty wild

The weirdest thing that happened to me when I went to Sweden was when I was at a breakfast buffet and a very round boy walked up to the buffet, lifted up a hard-boiled egg, exclaimed "Ah! The perfect egg!", and then ran away

Five years ago I tweeted the following: "I think the movie scene I relate to most is in The Master when Joaquin Phoenix hurls a meatball at a guy trying to make a valid point"

This has not changed