The cenobites, ranked:
1: Fat Cenobite- the GOAT. This guy looks great and he knows it. He’s got torture sunglasses and that’s frankly cool as hell.
2: Pinhead- The main guy. Gotta give it up. He’d be first place but my man Fat Cenobite came to win.
3: The Female- Not great and I’m not crazy about her name but at least she has eyes.
4: The VCR mouth guy- where are your eyes? You’re trash.

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