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  • A Tale of Two Sisters

    ★★★★★

  • Happy Gilmore

    ★★★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    ★★★★★

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  • A Tale of Two Sisters

    A Tale of Two Sisters

    ★★★★★

    death in the family has a funny way of keeping itself alive. you'll try and forget about it but it's always around the next corner. it's always behind you, always watching you, and it's only stronger when it's possessed by guilt.

    my grandpa died on my 21st birthday, apparently holding onto his will to live to speak with me one last time.


    he died a painful death. don't want to go into detail but my family decided to pull the…

  • Happy Gilmore

    Happy Gilmore

    ★★★★★

    how does it get better every time?

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  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    ★★★★★

    unrated director's cut.

    Halloween II is a revelation, not just an auteristic exercise that's different from any Halloween film before it, it's the culmination of the ENTIRE franchise, taking elements from EVERY film before it.

    it's a harrowing deep dive into the psyche of broken people, people worn away by cruelty, abuse, violence, and evil, wearing them down to become worse than the nightmares that so haunt them. this film is a completely unhinged, grotesque exploration of the darkest corners…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    tonight i committed my horniest moviegoing sin.

    the moment Zoe Kravitz' Selina sashayed into frame i literally could not stop myself from saying out loud in a dead-silent theater "gatDAMN. JESUS."

    my friend punched my arm but luckily the crowd was receptive and most of them actually started to clap and some whistled lmfao 

    i deadass got mfs clapping for Zoe Kravitz being a baddie 😭😭