Cinderella ★½

The people this movie was made for are imaginary. Faux-liberal, faux-feminist, accidentally reductive, emotionally vapid character subversions to educate for WHOOOOOOO. Who needs this!? What year is this? We’re not beyond Target tote bag platitudes?! “You are independent and you need to looooove yourself henny!” — I don’t! I don’t need to love myself. Just let me die! We’re done with music now. No more music for anyone.

If you’re a fan of UK panel shows, you’ll find yourself saying “hey I know who that is!” often.

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