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Favorite films

  • Dorf On Golf
  • Da Hip Hop Witch
  • Bimbos B.C.
  • Fat Pizza

Recent activity

  • Chris Gethard: Half My Life


  • The Karate Kid


  • The Karate Kid


  • Life Is Sweet


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas

    'Twas the Fight Before Christmas


    See, this is why owning a house is overrated.

    One of the most wretched fucking dorks I’ve seen covered in a documentary. I hate this motherfucker. What a great example of how people can create false victimization with imaginary culture disputes. This one got me yellin’ at the screen. Nobody here is good.

  • Clairevoyant



    Putting half of my Instagram followers on blast.

    One of my favorite comedies of the year thus far. You could just feel how much of a fun little project this was for them: A Christopher-Guestian observation, but with the comedic improv-y bluntness of a Foot Fist Way, with Micaela Wittman (who is legitimately hilarious in this), bringing that same toxic rich kid aura as Phoenix in I’m Still Here. Destructive, arrogant, ignorant, sort-of-sympathetic, funny as shit. Got me doin the ‘ol belly laugh a coupla times.