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  • The Handmaiden
  • Bloodsport
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
  • But I'm a Cheerleader

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  • The Uncanny


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  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare


    the movie: truth or dare????

    me: truth

    the movie: which power ranger do you want to fuck most?

    me: *sweating* hahahaha the pink one obviously ha

    the movie: TELL THE TRUTH

    me: *crying real tears* the... the red one... i wanna fuck them all but the red one the most... i'm sorry.... i'm so sorry.......

  • All Hallows' Eve

    All Hallows' Eve


    Art the Clown: hops out my TV set in a scary but jaunty fashion

    Me: "Ah, you made it! Have a seat." I'm standing in front of my Art the Clown cork board, dozens of Art the Clown pictures tacked up, connected to each other by red yarn. There are also scraps of paper on which I've written things like "sexism" "culture" "the implications????"

    Art the Clown: honks his horn in confusion

    Me: "You're probably wondering why I've called this…

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  • The Uncanny

    The Uncanny


    Happy National Cat Day! The cats in this did nothing wrong!!

  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    Close Encounters of the Third Kind


    I'd only seen this once before, when I was a kid, and I remember thinking it was boring and scary. Watching it as an adult, I still think it's boring and scary, but I can recognize that it's boring and scary in an incredibly productive way! Really well done! I love the last 30 minutes!

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