yo yo yo i'm brahski man and i'm here to say that i'm the skilledest reviewer in the USA
the movie: truth or dare????
the movie: which power ranger do you want to fuck most?
me: *sweating* hahahaha the pink one obviously ha
the movie: TELL THE TRUTH
me: *crying real tears* the... the red one... i wanna fuck them all but the red one the most... i'm sorry.... i'm so sorry.......
Art the Clown: hops out my TV set in a scary but jaunty fashion
Me: "Ah, you made it! Have a seat." I'm standing in front of my Art the Clown cork board, dozens of Art the Clown pictures tacked up, connected to each other by red yarn. There are also scraps of paper on which I've written things like "sexism" "culture" "the implications????"
Art the Clown: honks his horn in confusion
Me: "You're probably wondering why I've called this…
I'd only seen this once before, when I was a kid, and I remember thinking it was boring and scary. Watching it as an adult, I still think it's boring and scary, but I can recognize that it's boring and scary in an incredibly productive way! Really well done! I love the last 30 minutes!