Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pitch Perfect 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 May 2023

  i’ve watched this movie 4 days in a row and can’t get enough of it

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  Soul 2020

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Apr 2023

  I’m gonna live every minute of it

Popular reviews

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  Legally Blonde 2001

  ½ Rewatched 20 Apr 2021 3

  Man this movie is seriously bad. Like I understand the appeal of certain chick flicks but man this was BAD. If you like movies centered around blonde white girls getting everything they want and cramming every single stereotype about every single kind of person then congrats! You’ve found your movie. The entire thing was just so ANNOYING. There is no other word better to describe this painful hour and a half long nightmare. Thank you, Disney Channel adjacent films, for reminding me I AM better than some people and I can assure this in myself with complete sincerity and reassurance. This movie seriously sucks

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ½ Watched 17 Jul 2022

  Gahdamn this movie was ass. Where in Gods name are they finding these BOOTY child actors like

  Best part of this movie was when they did a cross fade of Finney walking literally one step further on the block to signify time passing and the people behind him magically disappearing. But the worst part of the entire shitfest has to be the awful forced cursing. It just made the dialogue sound that much more inorganic. This movie just sucks