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  • The Blair Witch Project
  • The Haunting of Hill House
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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  • Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

    ★★★★

  • Kate

    ★★★

  • The Neighbors' Window

    ★★★½

  • House

    ★★★★½

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  • Kate

    Kate

    ★★★

    “Fuck you, cancer bitch.” Best line in the film. 

    I’m a sucker for a revenge flick but this story feels so overdone. It definitely picked up in the second half and the action scenes were great. A solid “meh”.

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I was looking forward to this for a long time and couldn't help but feel so disappointed. It felt like a 148-minute-long setup for a sequel. So many exciting moments were shown in the trailer but barely made it to the film. That circular saw... I really wanted to see some carnage with that thing, man. But no. It was used to cut a deadbolt lock. Not nearly as cool. They also made it a point to mention that the…

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  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★

    This was a wild ride. Full of all the 80’s-90’s horror nostalgia, unpredictability, and effects that I have been missing from the genre for so long. This is over-the-top in every sense of the word and I’m here for it. Perfect for a Halloween horror movie night with friends.

  • In the Tall Grass

    In the Tall Grass

    This entire movie felt like when you go to Red Lobster and the waitress says, "Follow me! I'll show you to your table," and then immediately turns 8 corners and you're left behind. Alone, scared, and regretting your Red Lobster trip even more than you already were. I couldn't wait for this to be over. All I want is for Patrick Wilson to tell me to touch his rock.