Definitely not as good as I remember it but still a fun time and Melissa McCarthy is always good no matter the movie!
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Prisoners 2013
Happy 10 Years (and one day!) to one of the greatest mystery/thriller movies of all time—and the first R-rated movie I ever saw in theaters!!!
Just unbelievably good. One of my all-time favorite thrillers because of how flawlessly it all plays out—between Aaron Guzikowski‘s razor-sharp twisty script, the chilly cinematography from the GOAT Sir Roger Deakins, Jóhann Jóhannsson’s unsettling score, outstanding performances from quite literally everyone but Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal in particular (both are on completely different levels here) and…
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Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022
Incoherent, inconsistent and incredibly sloppy with a script filled with nothing but tiktok buzzwords and some atrocious acting (Myha’la Herrold and Rachel Sennott’s comedic timing innocent) to round out this horrible excuse of “whodunnit” movie—complete with the worst “plot twist” I’ve ever seen. YIKES YIKES YIKES!!!!!
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Theater Camp 2023
As the great Spike Lee once said: “it wasn’t my cup of tea!” and I’ll leave it at that!
But hey, at least we got another fantastic addition to the Molly Gordon iconic one-liners list! And my goodness did Ayo and Alan Kim absolutely steal the whole show with their single scene together!
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The Nun II 2023
Yeah idc this was a fun time!!!!! It’s a vast, VAST improvement over the first one in nearly every aspect! The scares were great and the cinematography was fantastic as always and that score is so so eerie and chilling!!! Taissa Farmiga was utterly phenomenal and Storm Reid turned in a great supporting performance!
The primary difference between this and the first chapter is the story. Akela Cooper hit it out of the park once again and proved she’s definitely…
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Black Mirror: Mazey Day 2023
This was so bad it made me go back and up the last one to a full star. I can’t believe Zazie Beetz and Danny Ramirez were wasted on the worst episode of the entire series Charlie put that pen DOWN.
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Shiva Baby 2020
“Malibu Barbie’s not pretty?”
A claustrophobically chaotic, uncomfortable and anxiety-inducing time that tightens with every passing minute and also feels like the fastest movie I ever watched! Emma Seligman you are truly so unbelievably talented!!! And now I’m gonna need you to go full horror because this was INSANELY good!!!
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Groot and the Great Prophecy 2023
Definitely my favorite of the bunch and I loved the cameo from The Watcher!
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Are You My Groot? 2023
I’m glad they did five more of these lil shorts because they are just so CUTE!!
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Black Mirror: Beyond the Sea 2023
Pointlessly lame and unduly long where the “technology bad” mentality of the series takes the back seat YET AGAIN. It would’ve been so much more interesting to learn how and why they were up there (or why such technology existed in the late 60s??) but we instead got a drawn-out drama that has one of the stupidest and predictable final moment of the entire series before just…ending and providing no further explanation to ANYTHING.
Another miss here. This season really isn’t…