aspiring screenwriter who's having a ton of fun on here

Favorite films

  • Clue
  • Jurassic Park
  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
  • 1917

Recent activity

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania


  • The Little Mermaid


  • Shazam! Fury of the Gods

  • Shazam!


Recent reviews

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania


    This is me issuing a formal apology to Black Widow, Eternals and yes even Multiverse of Madness because while I personally found them to be lame, they all at least had something going for them that prevented me from disregarding them (well almost, but still)—which is the complete opposite of this absolute shitshow of a movie. Not only is this by and large the worst MCU movie, it’s also one of the worst movies I’ve seen period. It narrowly avoided being…

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid


    “That’s a beautiful name. Written in the stars.”

    Phew y’all this was AMAZING!! Absolutely magical in every sense of the word, with an incredible star-making performance from Halle Bailey (while the movie is fantastic she’s easily the strongest part of it all) and some incredibly creative usage of the underwater elements. 

    The darkened trailers played us all for fools because the underwater scenes look so so vibrant (with one exception) and I didn’t think the CGI was that bad—especially considering how…

Popular reviews

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth


    “You’ll have your memories.”

    SUNDANCE 2022 FILM #6

    Had to really sit here and gather my thoughts a minute after those credits rolled but wow. What a film! 

    Bubbling over with warmth, sweet moments and charm, this is without a doubt my favorite of the 2022 fest and a new personal favorite. Dakota and Cooper have such incredible chemistry together (that scene of them eating the ice pops 🥺) and while she gave a great supporting performance, Cooper’s Andrew really stole…

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Holy shit what an absolute fucking disappointment. This was easily my most anticipated film solely based on the fact I love Carey Mulligan but also because I thought this was gonna be another revenge thriller. But it’s not even a good thriller. 

    The whole movie is marketed as a revenge thriller where the titular character Cassie actively seeks out “I’m a nice guy” men to (at least what thought from the trailer) possibly kill them. As proved literally 10mins in this…