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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023
This is me issuing a formal apology to Black Widow, Eternals and yes even Multiverse of Madness because while I personally found them to be lame, they all at least had something going for them that prevented me from disregarding them (well almost, but still)—which is the complete opposite of this absolute shitshow of a movie. Not only is this by and large the worst MCU movie, it’s also one of the worst movies I’ve seen period. It narrowly avoided being…
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The Little Mermaid 2023
“That’s a beautiful name. Written in the stars.”
Phew y’all this was AMAZING!! Absolutely magical in every sense of the word, with an incredible star-making performance from Halle Bailey (while the movie is fantastic she’s easily the strongest part of it all) and some incredibly creative usage of the underwater elements.
The darkened trailers played us all for fools because the underwater scenes look so so vibrant (with one exception) and I didn’t think the CGI was that bad—especially considering how…
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Cha Cha Real Smooth 2022
“You’ll have your memories.”
SUNDANCE 2022 FILM #6
Had to really sit here and gather my thoughts a minute after those credits rolled but wow. What a film!
Bubbling over with warmth, sweet moments and charm, this is without a doubt my favorite of the 2022 fest and a new personal favorite. Dakota and Cooper have such incredible chemistry together (that scene of them eating the ice pops 🥺) and while she gave a great supporting performance, Cooper’s Andrew really stole…
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