Favorite films

  • Casablanca
  • Chungking Express
  • A Brighter Summer Day
  • Almost Famous

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  • Beat the Devil

  • The Hand

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Recent reviews

  • Beat the Devil

    Beat the Devil

    Tony Scott really made this his own thing. The color scheme, lighting, and nauseating editing all scream: Tony Scott. It's like a precursor to his films Man on Fire (2004) and Domino (2005). With his background in commercial filmmaking he had the skills and knew the tricks to make this a commercial short film to remember.

  • The Hand

    The Hand

    Hands. A tool for both craftsmanship and sexual pleasure. Often times those two needs do crossover and a special set of hands is needed for satisfaction. 

    WKW’s Phantom Thread but hornier

Popular reviews

  • The Many Saints of Newark

    The Many Saints of Newark

    Woke up this morning and… GOT SOME GABAGOOOOOOOOL!!!!! (woke up this morning)

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    For Autumn

    It happened. I can’t believe it. I can’t believe I saw the “Snyder Cut.” I still can’t believe it exists. I was fine with the fact this film didn’t exist until it was announced. Look, this film has flaws, things to nitpick, and things I would’ve changed slightly. But should I focus on that and spend a good portion of this review complaining about those aspects? Fuck no. Yes, it’s ok to criticize a film, good or bad…