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  • Evil Dead II
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  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★★

  • Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

    ★★½

  • Krampus

    ★★★½

  • The Addams Family

    ★★★½

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  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★★

    I’m a sensitive dude, sometimes all it takes is a montage of extraterrestrial loved ones exchanging gifts and kisses of acceptance to start the water works. I just adore these goofballs so much. Please don’t kill any of them off, James Gunn.

    It even accelerates the plotting of the MCU in a way that’s….remarkably subtle? Giving Mantis the leading lady reigns ensures those who maybe weren’t sold on her Vol 2 appearance, DEFINITELY are now and it reminds us that…

  • The Addams Family

    The Addams Family

    ★★★½

    Kooky and creepy for sure. It really gets by on its persistent weirdness and archaic comedic energy. Not a second goes by when you’re not subjected to a morbid one-liner or another round of supernatural slapstick. It’s true that The Addams Family don’t have much of a story to tell here, as most of the runtime is dedicated to these non-starting comedic asides but it is very fun to watch. No behind the camera prowess could tape over a version…

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★★

    Yes I watched it twice in one day, as I’m sure many other people will.

    I love how it just dives face first into the fantastical with the Hollow Earth world building, really packs in some acid pill-esque visual splendor and intriguing details to the Monsterverse among everything else that looks amazing.

    Skaarsgard is so goofy in this as well which I found entertaining since it boosted the splashy Saturday Morning Cartoon atmosphere. Everyone is just taking it seriously enough, to where it zooms past pretentious to earnest.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    A LOT of hyperbole has been thrown this movie's way over the past month, coveted words/phrases like "masterpiece" and "instant classic" or wistful sloganning like "this is why we go to the movies" are just a few snippetts of the insane praise for Everything Everywhere All at Once. Perhaps quite fittingly considering the main themes, it manages to trump the choo-choo of hype-train cynicism and knock me to the floor into a daze of hyperkinetic euphoria

    To give you as…