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  • Children of the Sea

    Children of the Sea

    ★½

    The animation is beautiful.

    The story is boring as hell and moves at the pace of a dead whale. I could do without the monotone narration like Harrison Ford in one of the Blade Runner cuts. It wasn’t necessary AND without it, it would have been a beautiful mood piece.

  • Awake

    Awake

    The irony is it put me to sleep.

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  • Lost Angels

    Lost Angels

    I just watched this because Adam Horovitz clearly said not to in the Beastie Boys documentary.

  • Triggered

    Triggered

    This movie was a car crash I couldn’t look away from. It was so bad it was almost good. The dialogue is some of the worst I’ve heard in awhile, which in turn made it some very memorable things said such as “Oh yeah... they’re definitely fucking!” 

    “I’m pregnant! I’m going to be a mom!”
    “No you ain’t bitch!”

    *smashes musicians hand*
    “Now that’s what I call a drum solo!”

    And they kept talking about their friend who OD’ed at…