Sgt. Angle, er I mean, Sgt. Angel is the best tight arse ever.
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Shaun of the Dead 2004
The amount of times I do the whole White Lines bit (zombie parts and all), randomly in public, is pretty funny.
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Anything for Jackson 2020
How a guy that has basically made his living directing Christmas trash for Hallmark could team up with a writer peddling his freshman script make one of the better horror movies of the year, I will never understand. Yet, here we are.
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Studio 666 2022
1. Opening theme by John Carpenter!
2. Ridiculous amounts of blood and gore.
3. Surprising cameos.
3. Horror movie homages and easter eggs.
4. John Carpenter actually makes a cameo!
5. Dave Grohl being the most Dave Grohl.
6. THAT sex scene.
7. Self aware in all the right ways.
8. It's fucking funny.