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  • Jurassic Park
  • Aliens
  • Blade Runner
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  • Shazam! Fury of the Gods

    ★★½

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    ★★½

  • Scream

    ★★★½

  • Scooby-Doo

    ★★★½

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  • 13th

    13th

    ★★★★½

    Get all your liberal friends to watch this. It’s one of the best documentaries Netflix has put out, and might push them further left ☭ ◕‿◕ ☭

    This documentary looks at the 13th amendment, and the impact it has had throughout black history. There’s typically only one argument I hear people claim and say whenever you bring up black history and the idea that white privilege exists. That’s “blacks make up 13% of the population but commit 50% of the…

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★★

    American Conservatives are the most hypocritical people in the world and they’re too dumb to realize it.

    That’s my basic take away from Borat Subsequent Moviefilm. It’s an in depth analysis of what a large portion of America looks like now. Sure, it had a surprisingly touching story that I thoroughly enjoyed and a lot of incredible comedy, but it also showed us the amount of cognitive dissonance that has been oozing and boiling up from the Right-wing since at…

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  • Shazam! Fury of the Gods

    Shazam! Fury of the Gods

    ★★½

    Marvel vs. DC Comics Ranked

    Shazam 2 is the superhero equivalent of Homer Simpson’s makeup shotgun; you got all the ingredients but you can’t just blast them onto the screen and hope it works. Like what’s up with having a 6,000 year old goddess date and kiss a 16 year old? It’s like they looked at WW84 and how she basically commits rape by having sex with a man’s body without consent and decided to up the ante.

    Absolutely hated…

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    ★★½

    Marvel vs. DC Comics Ranked

    The corporate assholes at the MCU always find ways to steamroll creativity and make this sci-fi fantasy story set in a subatomic dimension, which should have been so much silly fun, into a complete borefest.

    It could be that they’re building Kang up but I wish he would have been the kind of villain that fills you with dread like he is in the comics. In the comics he really makes Thanos look weak. Here…

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  • A Bug's Life

    A Bug's Life

    ★★★★

    Bernie Sanders’ favorite film and the best Pixar film, or at least A Bug’s Life has the best themes; class consciousness and socialism. The ants representing the proletariat, being forced to gather and give products to the oppressive grasshoppers, the bourgeois. Hopper explains, "Those puny little ants outnumber us 100-to-1, and if they figure that out, there goes our way of life. It’s not about food, it’s about keeping those ants in line.” I can’t think of a film to…

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Marvel vs. DC Comics Ranked

    The only film to ever make a bunch of rats eating a giant alien starfish both uplifting and incredibly sad.

    I really enjoyed The Suicide Squad. It really felt like the structure and spirit of comics. Honestly, one of those comic booky comic book movies I think I’ve seen in a long time, in the best way possible. A lot of comic movies are so afraid to be a bit silly, or at least less…