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  • The Talented Mr. Ripley
  • The Fast and the Furious
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Rocketman

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  • You Only Live Twice

    ★★★

  • Thunderball

    ★★½

  • Goldfinger

    ★★★★

  • From Russia with Love

    ★★★½

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  • You Only Live Twice

    You Only Live Twice

    ★★★

    this is the beginning of everything that would define the franchise: wacky sets, over-the-top villains—it all begins here! it's not so bad here, since most of this is fun and not so ridiculous (or at least, the volcano lair is iconic), and the action is well done. this one'll also begin the litmus test of "how good can a james bond movie be despite being problematic as hell" lmao. i'm going to bump down my thunderball rating to reflect that…

  • Thunderball

    Thunderball

    ★★½

    the first of these early bond that made me go "...interesting" and not in a good way! the underwater sequences were fine in smaller doses earlier in the film but the final underwater battle was...an interesting choice. in fact, the whole ending felt a bit anticlimactic. but there's still enough here to like. that jetpack in the beginning is, dare i say, iconic!!

    EDIT: bumped the rating down because i watched you only live twice and that's better than this lmao

    james bond ranked!

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  • Given

    Given

    ★★★★

    akihiko.....you're on thin fuckin ice buddy 👁👄👁

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★

    it was good but man....i wanna throw hands with the marvel movie formula so bad. the family drama was so much more interesting to me than the cgi monster battles. this was pretty funny tho!! it's as good as a marvel origin story movie can get i think, and that's okay!