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  • The Thing
  • Crimson Tide
  • Collateral
  • Dredd

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  • The Quick and the Dead

    ★★★★

  • THE FABLE: The Killer Who Doesn't Kill

    ★★★½

  • Hot Tub Time Machine 2

    ★★

  • Hot Tub Time Machine

    ★★★

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★

    I can’t stop cackling like an insane person after that ending. That was some weird goofy ass shit and it ruled! How was Nolan not arrested while making this movie?! Warner Brothers should’ve kneecapped him the moment they read the script! Instead they gave him $200 million dollars to make the most confusing movie ever made about temporal physics (is that a real term?) where the lead character’s name is The Protagonist. What is this fucking movie?!

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    Ripped from a 10-page essay I did for school: medium.com/@claywilliams_26656/the-crisis-of-the-thing-59dfe45331f1

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  • Michael Clayton

    Michael Clayton

    ★★★★★

    I am Shiva, the god of death. 

  • Antwone Fisher

    Antwone Fisher

    ★★★★

    Um, who came into my room with a katana and started slicing dozens of onions?

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  • Josie and the Pussycats

    Josie and the Pussycats

    ★★★½

    This movie’s commentary on capitalism is 10x better than in Joker.

  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    ★★★★★

    Perfection. I can already tell I’m gonna rewatch this movie a lot as I get older.