Will Center

I'm not a film critic and never ever want to be. 
Ratings are based on whatever man who cares

Favorite films

  • Boogie Nights
  • Memories of Murder
  • Blade Runner
  • Porco Rosso

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  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★½

  • See How They Run

    ★★★

  • TÁR

    ★★★½

  • One Piece: Stampede

    ★★★½

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  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★½

    I liked Namor! The big underwater city looked like a pre-rendered cutscene introduction to a city you’d visit midway through a PS2 era Final Fantasy, which is neither a compliment nor an insult but an ambiguous third thing. I guess the action will just always suck. Really awesome big final fight on top of Featureless Metal Boat in the middle of Ocean. This is why I love movies! I kind of started zoning out in the last hour, I hope everybody had a good time

  • See How They Run

    See How They Run

    ★★★

    Watched this on a plane on my phone. It’s a good plane phone movie! Whatever!

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  • Open Season

    Open Season

    ★★

    Talking animal movies were truly my mid-2000s jam

  • Stuart Little 2

    Stuart Little 2

    ★★

    The best part about this movie is when they're playing soccer, and Stuart gets subbed into the game, and the child who's a big fat asshole is like "Ugh, we've got Stuart on our team! It's like we're down a player!" and I think we're supposed to be like "Ugh, what a big fat asshole" but he's totally right. How is a small mouse-sized mouse supposed to play soccer with regular kid-sized kids?