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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 2022
I liked Namor! The big underwater city looked like a pre-rendered cutscene introduction to a city you’d visit midway through a PS2 era Final Fantasy, which is neither a compliment nor an insult but an ambiguous third thing. I guess the action will just always suck. Really awesome big final fight on top of Featureless Metal Boat in the middle of Ocean. This is why I love movies! I kind of started zoning out in the last hour, I hope everybody had a good time
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Stuart Little 2 2002
The best part about this movie is when they're playing soccer, and Stuart gets subbed into the game, and the child who's a big fat asshole is like "Ugh, we've got Stuart on our team! It's like we're down a player!" and I think we're supposed to be like "Ugh, what a big fat asshole" but he's totally right. How is a small mouse-sized mouse supposed to play soccer with regular kid-sized kids?
