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  • SS Camp 5: Women's Hell

    SS Camp 5: Women's Hell

    On the one hand, I thought it was kind of dorky and entertaining in how they tried to give the effect of people being burned alive by superimposing flames over their image. On the other hand, I'm disgusted by the fact that that's the only silver lining that I could possibly find in this movie. My mindset mostly stayed in the realm of the latter.

    Yeah, I don't think I want to watch anymore nazisploitation movies for the rest of my life. Now check back in a couple years when I go against this idea, because I just never learn.

  • Mind Trap

    Mind Trap


    I don't even know where to begin with this movie.

    Superimposed explosions on bodies. A rapist being talked into erectile dysfunction. Constant cutaways to the filmography of a fictional actress like it's part of the story. An abandoned house with an active landline and mail delivery route. The worst Russian accent I've ever heard in my life. Dan Haggerty.

    This movie is a diamond in the rough of enjoyably bad movies. It's amazing.

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  • Scanner Cop

    Scanner Cop


    Are we sure that Brad Dourif, in his early twenties, didn't time travel to the mid-90s to star in this movie and its sequel?

    I kind of get the feeling that the Scanner sequels basically went in the two separate directions, kind of like how after Night Of The Living Dead happened, you had all the different branches of those follow-ups. I've seen Scanners 2, and I don't remember thinking too much about it. This one, however, I enjoyed quite…

  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War


    The Craptacular Revue: Bonus Episode!

    Everything that Batman V Superman failed at, this movie succeeds with. New characters are naturally integrated into the story, both sides have sympathetic logic, and everyone is well-developed.

    Spider-Man is handled really well, with probably the most accurate and well-executed film version of Peter Parker (even if it is in a pretty short amount of time). Characters that I've never cared much for, like Ant-Man and Scarlet Witch, are played perfectly here and at the…