Godzilla vs. Kong

Godzilla vs. Kong

I was unfortunately (fortunately?) too impaired to understand or follow literally any of the borderline incoherent plot details having to do with why these two big bois are fighting in the first place or why any of these characters except maybe 2 or 3 serve any purpose whatsoever. Regardless, this is a good, big movie about two good, big boys fighting. Kong is a handsome, intelligent, oh so furry monke with a right hand that would put Lennox Lewis to shame. Godzilla, now, he’s a good reptile boy too and is very skilled at property destruction. Hollow earth is a real place and we’re all going to go there and vibe. I also appreciate the ultimate message of this movie, that dude’s rock. They should make a ton more of these and keep putting them out for free so that we can keep watching them with our friends.

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