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  Go Fish 1994

  ★★★★ Watched by B E R T 03 Jul 2022

  “Hey!! I’m not dressed this way to look dykey, I’m dressed this way to look fashionable.”

  I want movies exactly like this one injected in my veins. I just cannot get enough of early to mid-90s lesbian comedies and dramas. This flick has some really clunky acting throughout, the actors at times totally butcher their lines, but I think it added to the charm and authenticity of it, so cute. I loved how the character of Kia was both butch…

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  Lightyear 2022

  ★★★ Watched by B E R T 02 Jul 2022

  Kinda cute I guess but very young and childlike, there’s not a whole lot here for adults I must say. The animation is nice, characters are well-meaning, but yeah, definitely a little kids movie. Points for the blink and you’ll miss it lesbian kiss!!

Popular reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★ Watched by B E R T 02 Mar 2022 47

  The Saw movies meets Zodiac (or is it Unabomber?) and with a bunch of mobster type stuff but it’s actually a Batman movie. It’s alright, an interesting approach for a Batman movie, it’s a new direction for a tired character and there’s definitely new life breathed into it, it didn’t feel Batman-y enough though. I think because it felt more like a crime film with a Batman edge rather than a Batman film with a crime edge that’s why it…

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ★★★★ Watched by B E R T 16 Jun 2022 5

  A thoroughly nasty little piece of work. Full of effective jump scares and genuinely creepy moments, not to mention a spinechilling turn by Ethan Hawke. Top notch late 70s aesthetics and production too, all in all it’s a real winner of a horror flick.

  Should satisfy fans craving more Stranger Things and Stephen King’s It vibes.

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