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  • Weekend at Bernie's
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Cinema Paradiso
  • City of God

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  • Trainspotting

    ★★★★★

  • The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

    ★★★★★

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

    ★★★★★

  • Bambi

    ★★★★★

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  • Psycho

    Psycho

    ★★★★★

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    Film School 101. Alfred Hitchcock’s pièce de résistance. The Bates Motel. The shower scene. The shrieking strings in Bernard Herrmann’s score. The Hershey’s chocolate syrup used for the blood. Norman Bates as the most terrifying mama’s boy.

    Psycho is the black-and-white classic we turn to for horror movie reference without realizing it’s the groundbreaker for everything horror utilized today. Brooding tension with sporadic jump scares, oddball characters you wouldn’t trust if your life depended on…

  • Parenthood

    Parenthood

    ★★★★★

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    Oh, what a big hug of a movie.

    I cry at the end every time as Randy Newman’s warm-hearted score also sobs in the background.

    Here is a dramedy portrayal of your typical (meaning: dysfunctional) American family that covers the gamut in household wins and losses: supportive marriage, anxiety disorder, love at first sight, premarital sex, pregnancy, young kids, older kids, birthday parties, proudly watching your son catch a fly ball, sullenly watching him drop…

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  • Trainspotting

    Trainspotting

    ★★★★★

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    ‘70s pop, Iggy pop, and Britpop are what the lust for life sounds like while heroin is playing in the background. There is an impalpable sense of contradistinction in Trainspotting (1996) as audiences get so enraptured by the music and Director Danny Boyle’s rapid jump cuts, zoom shots, and freeze frames that they end up lost in the same false promises of addiction as the so-called “protagonists.”

    Even more enigmatic, the hooligans we follow are…

  • The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

    The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

    ★★★★★

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    In one corner, you have the defending champion, Billy Mitchell, a restauranteur who sports a mullet so grotesque, the 80s feel shame. In the other corner, you have an out-of-work engineer, Steve Wiebe, who has likable underdog written all over his face. The competition? Nothing else but achieving the high score record for the 1981 arcade game hit, Donkey Kong.

    Officiating the match is Billy’s kiss-up and founder of the Twin Galaxies website for video…

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★½

    An argument can be made that anything “Marvel Cinema Universe” is the same movie with 27 different titles. The formula never fails: Arrogant, grumpy, or emotionless hero + desensitizing CGI +/- obligatory love interest + forgettable villain who always possesses one less level of power = box office points.

    The DC Comics movies are no different, and I’m not sure how many more Batmans and Jokers and Supermans we need and why their origin stories have to get rebooted ad…

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    I never finished Frank Herbert’s novel; David Lynch’s movie adaptation put me to sleep; and I read enough about Denis Villeneuve’s latest being all set up with no payoff. This all being said, I went into Dune with no expectations because I didn’t think I earned them.

    I left Dune wholly enthralled.

    I was and still am in a state of veneration, dread, and wonder. I am awed.

    To be only experienced in the theatre, Dune provides depth in its…