jane fonda defender, classic hollywood nerd, accidental cate blanchett historian, digital de-aging enjoyer

Favorite films

  • Sunset Boulevard
  • House of Tolerance
  • Barbie
  • Gia

Recent activity

  • Infinite Disco

  • Bottoms


  • Solo

  • Seven Veils

Pinned reviews

  • Barbie


    couldn't stop crying for about twenty minutes after ella and i left the theater. this time i felt so much of 12 year old me bubbling up to the surface. if only i had this film to hold my pre-teen hand (heart) when it felt like everything was falling apart. something to tell me that yes everything is terrifying and it is constantly changing and your brain and body don't make sense and you feel fundamentally broken and wrong before…

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “laura got her angel.”
    -sheryl lee (who did a q&a after the screening and gave the most lovely, thoughtful answers imaginable)

    not to be hyperbolic but probably my new favorite ending of all time. if i try to name what that scene instantaneously meant to/for me i might just combust, and i wouldn’t have the words anyways. i don’t think i ever will.
    that being said, there is peace! for me it is not in death like laura (until it’s…

Recent reviews

  • Infinite Disco

    Infinite Disco

    such a thrill but also an infuriating watch because none of the up and coming pop girlies are doing anything remotely this interesting! kylie has references! explores expression and genre! leads with heart and passion! cares deeply about her craft! shocking!

  • Bottoms



    finally a movie about how teenage lesbians are pervy little freaks! if i had a little more confidence and social currency in high school i absolutely would’ve formed a david fincher club as well.

Popular reviews

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King


    simba seeing scary hyenas: 😐
    simba nearly perishing at the hands of said scary hyenas: 😐
    simba looking at his beloved father’s dead body: 😐
    simba seeing his best friend nala after years of separation: 😐

  • An American in Paris

    An American in Paris


    who gave gene kelly the right to have all that ass...........