Favorite films

  • All That Jazz
  • The Bride of Frankenstein
  • La Jetée
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

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  • Friday the 13th

    ★★★

  • Shallow Grave

    ★★★½

  • Whiplash

  • A Dangerous Method

    ★★★★

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  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

    ★★★

    these characters are really boring when they’re not being murdered! one of the many reasons Halloween remains superior

  • A Dangerous Method

    A Dangerous Method

    ★★★★

    keira’s playing to the very back row which i appreciated but the accent is a problem. it sounds roughly like what would come out if i tried to do a russian accent and i am not an award winning actor

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  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★★★

    my mom was in a meeting in her office while i watched this so presumably her coworkers had to hear “BABY WANTS TO FUUUCK” while they were discussing whether to fire the guy who downloaded an indian soap opera on his work computer

  • Yojimbo

    Yojimbo

    ★★★★★

    me when i see my friend Jimbo: