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  • Pulp Fiction
  • Spider-Man 2
  • Back to the Future
  • Airplane!

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Recent reviews

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    Elio’s dad’s talk with Elio made this whole thing worth the watch.

  • The Menu

    The Menu


    Imagine if she ordered a big rare cut of steak and a water and slopped it up

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “If you expect disappointment, then you can never really be disappointed”

    On the flippity flip, I had high expectations and those expectations were exceeded. This movie is just so dang fun the whole way through. I felt like the pacing got weird at times but it was fine because all the heavy-hitting moments were great. If Spider-Man wasn’t my absolute favorite hero, I’m not sure how I would feel about all this because its chock-full of fan service. That’s exactly…

  • The Godfather: Part II

    The Godfather: Part II


    The movie:

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    Me: 🥺