Favorite films

  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • Magnolia
  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout
  • Minority Report

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  • Men

    ★★★

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★

  • The Northman

    ★★★½

  • Touch of Evil

    ★★★½

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  • Men

    Men

    ★★★

    Garland battling a Jekyll (Ex Machina/Annihilation) and Hyde (Devs/Men) condition. However, I would be lying if I said I didn’t laugh like a maniac and won’t be thinking about this for the next month! Just give me more ridiculous body horror and awkward Rory Kinnear chuckles next time — nobody cares about your heavy-handed takes on creation

  • Bad Boys

    Bad Boys

    ★★½

    it’s no Ambulance, but what is?

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  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ★★★★½

    A deranged fever dream, brilliantly realized on-screen by a psychopath. Every drone shot turned my stomach inside out, every line delivery made me cry from laughter, every car crash made my heart explode. Possibly the most fun I’ve ever had my whole life?

    Bay for President. Gyllenhaal for Best Actor. We’re a locomotive, baby. We don’t stop.

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★½

    written by a 14-year old on lots of Mountain Dew who once saw a 60 Minutes segment on American foreign policy. said 14-year old is also very good at writing character dynamics. most of this is a compliment