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  • Moonlight
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Before Sunset
  • Creed

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  • Malignant

    ★★★★½

  • The Green Knight

    ★½

  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★★★★

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★

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  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★½

    im gonna have trouble thinking about anything else for the rest of the month

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★½

    i feel like i am abt as easy going as the average movie fan but goddamn how the actual fuck am i supposed to enjoy something that works so actively to test my patience. idk if i’m a fucking idiot or if i jus watched a completely different movie than everyone else (probably the former) but i was not even remotely entertained. i found myself pretty often feeling like the actually incredible imagery and soundtrack were wasted on such a…

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  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★

    im sorry but bland, derivative, incel comic book movie doesn't really appeal to me beyond Phoenix's obviously great performance. so instead of bitching abt how lame this "we live in a society bullshit" is, here is a vegan fig newton recipe I made the other day that was good:

    Ingredients
    For the fig filling:
    8 ounces dried figs (8oz), stems removed and quartered
    2 cups water
    2 teaspoons lemon juice
    For the cookie dough:
    6 tablespoons vegan butter
    3/4 cup…

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★½

    if i made a venn diagram of white women i trust and the cast of little women it would just be a circle