Ben Perry

Ben Perry

My secret is I actually hate films, this is just a front, my true passion is with tapestries.

Favorite films

  • Toy Story
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Les Misérables: 10th Anniversary Concert at the Royal Albert Hall
  • No Half Measures: Creating the Final Season of Breaking Bad

Recent activity

  • Die Hard


  • The Passion of the Christ


  • The Karate Kid


  • Gentlemen Prefer Blondes


Recent reviews

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard


    Second best Christmas film where people debate whether or not it’s a Christmas film. 

    First place is Batman Returns. I’m not sorry.

  • The Passion of the Christ

    The Passion of the Christ


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    You know how a big criticism of superhero films is that they aren’t made for audiences, but fans, making the film less accessible to newcomers or people who aren’t already fans of the property. This is like that, because if you don’t know the story of Jesus, then you would be very confused as to why this self proclaimed messiah is being brutally tortured for 2 hours.

    Since I do know the story of Christ, I wasn’t confused, and could…

Popular reviews

  • The Nightman Cometh

    The Nightman Cometh


    All the songs ranked from worst to best (in my opinion):

    5. Dee’s improvised song 

    4. Tiny boy, little boy, baby boy

    3. Dayman fighter of the nightman 

    2. Charlie’s proposal 

    1. Troll toll

  • To Kill a Mockingbird

    To Kill a Mockingbird


    Very disappointed! I’ve had this asshole bird mocking me for AGES, so I watched this to get some answers on how to kill it, and all I got was this profound story about racism and how everyone should be treated with dignity. What a waste of time! Next time I’ll just shoot the damn thing and leave its corpse for the rats