My secret is I actually hate films, this is just a front, my true passion is with tapestries.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
You know how a big criticism of superhero films is that they aren’t made for audiences, but fans, making the film less accessible to newcomers or people who aren’t already fans of the property. This is like that, because if you don’t know the story of Jesus, then you would be very confused as to why this self proclaimed messiah is being brutally tortured for 2 hours.
Since I do know the story of Christ, I wasn’t confused, and could…
Very disappointed! I’ve had this asshole bird mocking me for AGES, so I watched this to get some answers on how to kill it, and all I got was this profound story about racism and how everyone should be treated with dignity. What a waste of time! Next time I’ll just shoot the damn thing and leave its corpse for the rats