Favorite films

  • The Tree of Life
  • Brief Encounter
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • Caché

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  • The Strange Ones

  • Crimes of the Future

    ★★★★½

  • 3 Women

    ★★★★

  • Fire Island

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  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    ★★★★½

    Beginning to realize I have a body.

    A body’s all I am.

    Thank you for your privacy at this time.

    (Horny bureaucrat for Halloween 🎃 anyone?)

  • 3 Women

    3 Women

    ★★★★

    Movies are good when they stick to you like gum. Altman tricks and traps his audience by ditching plot-lines and locales so you’re never sure what kind of dream or story you’re in. Time definitely doesn’t exist in this movie. Will be chewing on this for a while. Good humored with no menace = nice vibes.

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  • Instinct

    Instinct

    ★★★★★

    Every year one film makes my heart almost burst from my chest. Instinct is this film! So stressful, so sexy! Danger flirts in every scene, seducing us until we forget anything's dangerous at all. Take me to the sand dunes.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    CINEMA 

    Now we’re cookin with gas! This is the whole kit and caboodle, kiddos. Movie theater elevated storytelling! Fun! Meaningful! Energetic! Give it a try (motions at everyone)! Beauty rests on a razors edge, make it yours. 


    PS: Richard Brody can suck my dick. Someone get this movie to the Gen Z babies pls.