BeardofTsu Pro

80's horror connoisseur. Horror. Westerns. Kung Fu. All the good shit. My fav list is subject to change.

Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • Oppenheimer
  • Point Break
  • Yes, Madam!

Recent activity

  • The Florida Project


  • The Heroin Busters


  • The Naked Spur


  • The Town that Dreaded Sundown


Pinned reviews

  • The Heroin Busters

    The Heroin Busters


    The fashion is something else. Denim with knee-high tanned boots is a look! Drugs, denim, David Hemmings calling everyone arseholes, and a Goblin soundtrack! Italian cinema at its best baaaby! Not as good as The Big Racket which is a much better collaboration with Fabio Testi so it always had a hard act to follow. Testi is an undercover cop teaming with Hemmings Interpol agent to bring down a bunch of international drug smugglers. While not a top-tier Poliziotteschi there…

  • The Naked Spur

    The Naked Spur


    Choosin' a way to die? What's the difference? Choosin' a way to live that's the hard part.

    Jimmy Stewart is a bounty hunter who is determined to bring in a fugitive no matter what it takes even if it is the cost of his own life. At times he is almost trying to convince himself this is all for the money and his aim of buying back the ranch he lost during the war. It becomes clear as time goes…

Recent reviews

  • L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach

    L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach


    Crazy to think these dumb movies stretched on until 1998 but here we are as dumb as ever. The finale has a group of bimbos and morons trying to file down a bullet that has got lodged into a medallion otherwise the entire beach will be blown to smithereens. This sums these movies up to be perfectly honest. The charm may have well gone but Andy will be damned if he's not gonna churn out another stupid movie to be…

  • Day of the Warrior

    Day of the Warrior

    I worked at Disneyland. I was one of the rides!

    It's a sad day when I have to admit these films have officially lost their charm. What was once there no longer exists by 1996. Maybe Andy should have stayed retired. Unoftuntly he didn't instead decided to ruin his legacy of below-average softcore porn action flicks by making this bore fest. I spent most of this film thinking the main bad guy looked like Buff Bagwell only to discover it…

Popular reviews

  • Boiling Point

    Boiling Point


    Thought I would relax after a hard day and watch Boiling Point......
    Several panic attacks later and I can confirm Stephen Graham is the best actor working today. Everyone is at the top of their game here barely getting time to breathe from scene to scene in this gripping single shot masterpiece.

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges


    Harry: Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

    Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

    Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!

    Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

    Just absolutely flawless.