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  • Shrek
  • Shrek 2
  • Shrek the Third
  • Shrek Forever After

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  • Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

    ★★★½

  • Spree

    ★★★★★

  • The Spiderwick Chronicles

    ★★★★

  • South Park the Streaming Wars

    ★★½

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  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

    🏳️‍⚧️TRANS DINOS TRANS DINOS TRANS DINOS! 🏳️‍⚧️

    The greatest dinosaur movie of all time. JP is to dinosaur movies what Jaws is to shark movies.

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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★★★

    For anyone concerned with the fact that Paw Patrol is copaganda will be happy to know that the actors playing the dogs canonically murdered cops in this film.

    Film of the year.

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  • Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

    Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

    ★★★½

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    A film with an incredibly silly concept that takes itself completely seriously. Truly, the only Abraham Lincoln biopic you need to see. This film isn't great, but it is entertaining enough and you kinda know what you are getting into with that title. The climax has an action sequence so ridiculous, it could put Fast and Furious to shame

  • Spree

    Spree

    ★★★★★

    July Horror Hunt #49
    Day 22: Came out during a personally important month/year

    Me seeing this on trending: Guess everyone is thirstwatching for Joe Keery
    Also me: *Thirstwatches for Joe Keery*

    This film is legitimately awesome and probably my favorite horror film involving social media. It also did the social media found footage trope super well where it added to the film rather than just being distracting. It's a wild ride (pun intended) of a film that always keeps you…

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