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Favorite films

  • Breaking Away
  • Say Anything...
  • The Straight Story
  • Still Walking

Recent activity

  • Women Talking


  • You Only Live Twice


  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle


  • All Quiet on the Western Front


Recent reviews

  • Women Talking

    Women Talking


    I want to know everything about this whole situation. Both the movie and the story. I just ordered the book. I want a doc of the real story. I want a director commentary track on the Blu-Ray. I want to know what happens with Melvin. I want to hear Greta tell more stories about Ruth and Cheryl. I want to see every Claire Foy movie now. Sarah Polley really put together something special here. It’ll last. I’d say the only thing…

  • You Only Live Twice

    You Only Live Twice


    Continuing my Russian roulette rewatch of my potentially damaged by disc rot James Bond DVD collection 

    Faking his death, 2nd best theme song, volcano lairs, Roald Dahl story credit, helicopter chase scene, seeing Blofeld’s face for first time, ninjas, sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads. This may be the most Bond movie so far. There’s a reason this is the one AUSTIN POWERS spoofs the closest. It may be the first one to really unlock fun. But it…

Popular reviews

  • The Price of Gold

    The Price of Gold


    I thought I knew the story but turns out it’s even more bonkers than I remember. All these years later it’s still hard to believe this happened. The plot feels like something out of a Coen Brothers’ film, or, at the very least, a Farrelly Brothers’ film. There’s a lot of good footage and interviews but it is Tonya Harding’s involvement with the documentary that is the most puzzling. Let’s just say she doesn’t come off as the most reliable…

  • A Bug's Life

    A Bug's Life


    My kid is scared of the Kevin Spacey character and I’m like dude you have no idea.