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  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • Oldboy
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Princess Bride

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  • Finding Jesus

    Finding Jesus

    Bottom 250: Finding Jesus (2020)

    Finding Jesus is an extremely bizarre and accidentally avant-garde piece of animation that follows the episodic adventures of Muggles and Joy two fish who learn lessons about life and Jesus. The dead-eyed animation of the fish coupled with their gigantic pupils lend a psychedelic and surreal quality to the film. The multiple awkward pauses of animation following lines lead to unintentional Tim-and-Eric-esque hilarity. Likewise, the voice acting is horrendous and strained to the point whereโ€ฆ

  • The Trump Prophecy

    The Trump Prophecy

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    Bottom 250: The Trump Prophecy

    Where 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus was so technically incompetent and meandering it made for hilarious viewing, The Trump Prophecy is much more focused, boring, and ideologically revealing than 2025.

    The heavily belabored story is that a firefighter suffering from PTSD has visions of demons and receives a prophecy from God that then reality TV host Donald J. Trump would be elected President of the United States. They blow on some Jewish horns,โ€ฆ

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  • Chasing Amy

    Chasing Amy

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    Half of this movie's problems would be solved by the word "bisexual."

  • Husbands

    Husbands

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    Wow much misogyny, such commentary. Film bros must worship.

    It's almost like exploring misogyny, toxic masculinity, domestic abuse, and sexual assault doesn't work tonally with your mid life crisis buddy improv self described "comedy." Usually in movies where you're "not supposed to like the protagonists" there's satirical themes or something deeper going on but that doesn't really work for cinema veritae improv film. Instead it just makes it seem like you find sexism, abuse, and assault quirky or endearing topics. Fucking yikes. At least the cinematography is decent.