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  • Millennium Actress
  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Funeral Parade of Roses

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  • Scream

    ★★★★

  • Giant Robo: The Day the Earth Stood Still

    ★★★★★

  • One Cut of the Dead

    ★★★★

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

    ★★★★★

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★

    if you haven't ever paused a movie you brought over so you can stand in front of the TV and lecture your friends on insane nonsense, you aren't me, and that's sad, and you will never understand randy in this movie

  • Lake Michigan Monster

    Lake Michigan Monster

    ★★★½

    dude i literally do not care how reddit this movie's sense of humor is when they made a feature-length film that has actual camerawork, style, and flair on a budget scraped together entirely from delivering pizzas - shane carruth has been obsoleted

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  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★★★

    Am I hallucinating or did I just watch Venom just come out as gay, Woody Harrelson wear Max Payne's outfit, and Tom Hardy lick a TV when he saw a twink

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The Greatest Generation’s finest minds allowed for evil to truly manifest. The darkest hearts of man, already stained, slowly grew blacker. The sins of generations past continue to echo, culminating in a scream that transcends space and time.

    Twin Peaks’ original run showed a world that never saw the true Laura, a town that was wounded by a death that showed their own failings, failings that grew into a more chaotic tangle, even as the symbol of pure American morality…