Favorite films

  • The Matrix
  • American Movie
  • Ideas Man
  • The Deer Hunter

Recent activity

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

  • Metropolis

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

  • Last Night in Soho

Recent reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    What does this title mean? Was this movie originally about something else and they just forgot to change the title? He stays in New York the whole movie right?


    These movies are approaching the level of those graphic t-shirts made by algorithms that are like "Don't mess with this Sagittarius Gumball Machine Collector or his Motorcycle Riding Overweight Bisexual Wife until he's Had His Coffee." It feels at times like a patchwork quilt or a collage, you find yourself…

  • Metropolis


    Patiently waiting for Jazz Fascist Utopia.

    "Dreams of yesterday"

Popular reviews

  • Willard


    My thoughts during the viewing of this:

    15 minutes in: This Willard fellow sure is weird.

    45 minutes in: Am I Willard? I hope I'm not Willard.

    60 minutes in: Oh god, I'm Willard.

    90 minutes: Let's not be Willard. Can't be like Willard.

  • Smocaine 3

    Smocaine 3

    They're about to be shot point blank by a drug king pin, Deucey turns to the drug-addled Smocaine and starts telling him how it's going to be when they die:

    "It's gonna be another car that drives."

    This is the type of improv line you can only come up with when you're at the top of your game after a decade of putting in the hours, when you're fully in character and have a prop gun pointed at your face.…